http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/-t1.htm Got a funny joke, share it here :) But PLEASE keep it clean! Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:23:44 GMT 10 http://i81.servimg.com/u/f81/13/91/51/05/card_w10.jpg http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/-t1.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/3-letter-words-t209.htm Fe-Fe Ok here's a new one for you. All you have to do is post a 3 letter word using the last letter of the previous word to create a new word. They don't have to run alphabetically just always use the last letter of previous word and be 3 letters only. For example if the first word was "one" the next word would have to start with "e" and be 3 letters like "egg" then the next would start with "g" like "gem" etc. We'll start with..... ... Fun and Games Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:42:29 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/3-letter-words-t209.htm#2161 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/3-letter-words-t209.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/scrabble-game-t20.htm Fe-Fe
Change one letter of the bottom word posted and let's see who gets stuck and can't continue!

Rules: You cannot add letters. You cannot use foreign languages. You can only change one letter.
(Hope you don't mind Flee I couldn't resist bringing this across)

First Word - Bake]]> Fun and Games Tue, 19 May 2009 09:45:55 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/scrabble-game-t20.htm#65 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/scrabble-game-t20.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/word-association-t208.htm Fe-Fe
We'll start with...



Scissors]]> Fun and Games Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:19:44 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/word-association-t208.htm#2157 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/word-association-t208.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/fairy-story-t87.htm Dee On the other Forum we had a fairy story which Debbie started. For those not in the know, I'll start it off, then the next person adds 5 words to it.... and so on. Here goes...

Once upon a time there ...... ]]> Fun and Games Wed, 27 May 2009 06:38:20 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/fairy-story-t87.htm#704 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/fairy-story-t87.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/diary-of-a-blonde-t329.htm Flee ............. this is not ment to offend anybody, its a joke and it made me smile today (and boy do I need something to make me smile today ). Hope you all find it funny too (a blonde actually sent me it) DIARY OF A BLONDE JAN - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. FEB - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllllllloooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!!!!!!! MAR - Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - ... Fun and Games Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:23:44 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/diary-of-a-blonde-t329.htm#4212 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/diary-of-a-blonde-t329.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/the-happiest-fairytale-ever-to-all-single-gals-t303.htm Pinkfluff75 Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did what the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled lots, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never had to wear friggin’ lacy lingerie that ... Fun and Games Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:29:04 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/the-happiest-fairytale-ever-to-all-single-gals-t303.htm#3851 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/the-happiest-fairytale-ever-to-all-single-gals-t303.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/never-argue-with-a-woman-t263.htm debbee One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake where her husband has been angling, the wife decides to take his boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. May I ask what you are doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted ... Fun and Games Sat, 29 Aug 2009 10:54:49 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/never-argue-with-a-woman-t263.htm#3080 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/never-argue-with-a-woman-t263.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/wifely-duties-joke-t164.htm cazzy I was sent this joke: Duties of Wives! Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them ... Fun and Games Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:48:51 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/wifely-duties-joke-t164.htm#1709 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/wifely-duties-joke-t164.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/kids-exam-answers-hold-on-to-your-seats-t230.htm cazzy Children's Answers to Science Exam Questions Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between ... Fun and Games Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:17:43 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/kids-exam-answers-hold-on-to-your-seats-t230.htm#2510 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/kids-exam-answers-hold-on-to-your-seats-t230.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/letters-to-school-funny-t221.htm danemi1 These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1.My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 2.Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. ... Fun and Games Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:07:07 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/letters-to-school-funny-t221.htm#2371 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/letters-to-school-funny-t221.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/add-a-caption-2-winner-t130.htm wulfcwen
]]> Fun and Games Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:44:23 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/add-a-caption-2-winner-t130.htm#1340 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/add-a-caption-2-winner-t130.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/add-a-caption-winner-is-now-posted-t108.htm wulfcwen Add a caption to this picture. It is my cat Dylan who is driven mad by the advert on TV.
]]> Fun and Games Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:14:18 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/add-a-caption-winner-is-now-posted-t108.htm#1092 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/add-a-caption-winner-is-now-posted-t108.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/joke-cruise-t107.htm debbee Got this from the lovely Dee via email (so blame her if it is not suitable for the forum..lol) THE CRUISE: DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. ______________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I ... Fun and Games Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:03:16 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/joke-cruise-t107.htm#1057 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/joke-cruise-t107.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/two-brooms-t72.htm debbee Got this joke from Dee in an email - I removed the broom pictures but it is a great story/joke. Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding ... Fun and Games Mon, 25 May 2009 12:00:26 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/two-brooms-t72.htm#539 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/two-brooms-t72.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/the-parrot-t91.htm danemi1 A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and ... Fun and Games Wed, 27 May 2009 13:06:19 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/the-parrot-t91.htm#743 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/the-parrot-t91.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/ode-to-my-wife-poem-t92.htm danemi1 She learned to crop on Monday, Her shapes were going fine. She forgot to thaw our dinner, So we went out to dine... She added die-cuts on Tuesday, She says they really are a must. They actually were quite lovely, But she forgot to dust... On Wednesday it was stickers, She says the designs are fun. What highlights, what shadows!! But the laundry wasn't done... Her journaling was on Thursday, With Pigma pens, including red. I guess she really was engrossed, She ... Fun and Games Wed, 27 May 2009 13:18:03 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/ode-to-my-wife-poem-t92.htm#745 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/ode-to-my-wife-poem-t92.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/not-for-anyone-who-supports-being-politically-correct-but-boy-is-is-funny-t50.htm cassidy www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouDRDzqTu0M

Copy and paste link, and then laugh... it is funny, really funny... but not for anyone who is easily offended.

Cassidy]]> Fun and Games Thu, 21 May 2009 20:06:37 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/not-for-anyone-who-supports-being-politically-correct-but-boy-is-is-funny-t50.htm#326 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/not-for-anyone-who-supports-being-politically-correct-but-boy-is-is-funny-t50.htm http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/irish-joke-t22.htm Sabina (I hope this doesnot offend anyone who is Irish.) A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's Birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?" Under your ... Fun and Games Tue, 19 May 2009 11:22:52 GMT http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/irish-joke-t22.htm#76 http://quirkycrafts.forumotion.net/fun-and-games-f14/irish-joke-t22.htm