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1 joke - cruise..:) on Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:03 pm

Got this from the lovely Dee via email (so blame her if it is not suitable for the forum..lol)

THE CRUISE:

DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.

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2 Re: joke - cruise..:) on Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:05 pm

LOL .......... I did say in my email that my friend is currently on a cruise and hope she doesn't have to save any lives!!! Another friend wrote back and said I'm a spoil sport and perhaps she would like to save lives!!!! LOL, where do you go from there!!!????? Embarassed

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3 Re: joke - cruise..:) on Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:23 pm

Very funny, and what about your friend Dee, really! She will have some stories to tell.


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