Two Brooms....:)

Got this joke from Dee in an email - I removed the broom pictures but it is a great story/joke.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well,
they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom



Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Sounds to me like she's......been .....sweeping around!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, will send to my dad immediately!

Oh I like this
was gonna say

must be an immaculate con-swept-ion but thought you might brush it off - ouch - who threw that - runs for cover!

danemi1 wrote:Oh I like this
was gonna say

must be an immaculate con-swept-ion but thought you might brush it off - ouch - who threw that - runs for cover!

ROFL, that is brilliant Elaine - well done - who is a sharp one then..

Cazzy am sure you dad will laugh at it..

LOL .......... thanks for sharing this with everyone Debbie, still makes me smile and great puns Elaine

oh ta very much - trots off into quiet dark corner now to hide

He He He - love ones like that - you can't help but giggle. Your puns just finished it off Elaine.