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1 Irish Joke on Tue May 19, 2009 5:22 am

(I hope this doesnot offend anyone who is Irish.)

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's Birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?" Under your robes perhaps?

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"Father with your honest face, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

'The Officer asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare.'

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The Offical thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do have to declare from you waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!!"

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2 Re: Irish Joke on Tue May 19, 2009 5:42 am

That's a good one Sabina. Laughing

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3 Re: Irish Joke on Tue May 19, 2009 11:46 am

ROFL...fabby Sabina. Smile

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4 Re: Irish Joke on Wed May 20, 2009 7:26 am

lmao - very good Laughing

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5 Re: Irish Joke on Wed May 20, 2009 11:58 am

I like that lol!

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6 Re: Irish Joke on Wed May 20, 2009 2:03 pm

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7 Re: Irish Joke on Wed May 20, 2009 5:02 pm

Good one

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8 Re: Irish Joke on Fri May 22, 2009 1:38 am

bounce brilliant bounce

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