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The Parrot

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1The Parrot Empty The Parrot Wed May 27, 2009 7:06 am

danemi1



A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few seconds the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

2The Parrot Empty Re: The Parrot Wed May 27, 2009 5:05 pm

Dee

Dee

lol! this is just ssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooo funny!!!! Thanks for sharing it with us lol!

3The Parrot Empty Re: The Parrot Thu May 28, 2009 8:21 am

wulfcwen

wulfcwen

I love it now what had the chicken done????

4The Parrot Empty Re: The Parrot Thu May 28, 2009 5:35 pm

Dee

Dee

... er, crossed the road? LOL Very Happy

5The Parrot Empty Re: The Parrot Fri May 29, 2009 10:43 am

danemi1



rofpmsl!!!

6The Parrot Empty Re: The Parrot Fri May 29, 2009 11:07 am

cazzy

cazzy

So funny! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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7The Parrot Empty Re: The Parrot Fri May 29, 2009 11:54 am

Fe-Fe

Fe-Fe

Excellent! Very funny! lol!

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