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1 letters to school funny on Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:07 pm





These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district.
Spellings have been left intact.





1.My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE


today Please execute him.







2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.








2.Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32


and also 33.







4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.







5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.








6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.








7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was


hurt in the growing part.







8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.








9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.








10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.








11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.








12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea,


and his boots leak.







13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.








14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.








15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because


i don't know what size she wear.







16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get


the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We


thought it was sunday.






17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her


funeral.







18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.








19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and


could not breed well.







20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with


gramps.







21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.








22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor








23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,


Sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever


an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I

wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.. There must be something

going around, her father even got hot last night.






Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our


Kids.









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2 Re: letters to school funny on Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:56 am

I like number 18! Good for her!

Too funny. Thanks for that! Very Happy

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3 Re: letters to school funny on Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:50 am

they're really funny, thanks for sharing

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4 Re: letters to school funny on Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:30 am

So funny, I love number 16! lol!


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5 Re: letters to school funny on Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:29 am

Oh they are brilliant... scary, but brilliant! Loved 'em all, but number 14 made me laugh out loud!

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6 Re: letters to school funny on Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:41 am

The funniest one I ever saw was the one on exam answers, had me rolling on the floor with tears pouring down my face! Those kids grow up to be PARENTS!


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