ShoutBox
 
 
May Sponsor
Guest Designer

 

Craft Tutorial

Altered Pen Pot

 

Flower Ribbon

 

Cuttlebug Review by Deanne

 


You are not connected. Please login or register

Never Argue With A Woman..:)

Go down  Message [Page 1 of 1]

1 Never Argue With A Woman..:) on Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:54 am

One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake where her husband has been angling, the wife decides to take his boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her
book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. May I ask what you are doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

'
For reading a book?' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual Assault,' says the woman.

'But I
haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all
the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.



View user profile http://bubble-deb.blogspot.com

2 Re: Never Argue With A Woman..:) on Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:49 pm

So true!!!! Laughing

View user profile http://fe-fesworld.blogspot.com/

3 Re: Never Argue With A Woman..:) on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:00 am


_________________

My blog: http://cazzytime.blogspot.com

Too many stamps - not enough time!
View user profile http://cazzytime.blogspot.com

4 Re: Never Argue With A Woman..:) on Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:03 am

I thought is was good too. Smile

View user profile http://bubble-deb.blogspot.com

5 Re: Never Argue With A Woman..:) on Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:43 am

brilliant Smile i always forget to look in here


_________________
Deanne x

My Daily Ramblings http://deezkatz.blogspot.com
My Online Store http://www.folksy.com/shops/quirkyboots
My Monthly Crafting Group http://quirkybootscrop.blogspot.com


[embed-flash(width,height)][/embed-flash]
View user profile http://deezkatz.blogspot.com

Sponsored content


Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 1]

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum