joke - cruise..:)

Got this from the lovely Dee via email (so blame her if it is not suitable for the forum..lol)

THE CRUISE:

DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.

LOL .......... I did say in my email that my friend is currently on a cruise and hope she doesn't have to save any lives!!! Another friend wrote back and said I'm a spoil sport and perhaps she would like to save lives!!!! LOL, where do you go from there!!!?????

Very funny, and what about your friend Dee, really! She will have some stories to tell.